10/04/2008

The Real Ways To Lose Friends & Alienate People

To coincide with the release of the film "How to Lose Friends & Alienate People", I decided to craft my own list of ways to lose friends and alienate people based on real life experiences and observing others. And if you get offended by this list, more than likely you have lost a few friends and alienated some people @ one point in your life, so don't get mad at me!!! Lol. So here we go:


1. Start dating someone new and forget the friends you used to hang with.

2. Be a Black person and say you don't support Obama. (It might be politically incorrect, but you know it's true!)
2a. Become a Black Republican.

3. Say you think Sarah Palin is qualified to be the next Vice President.

4. Become Greek. (Yeah I said it, lol)

5. Be from the "hood" and go to college. ("Haters sayin you changed, now you doin your thing")
6. Join a secret society

6a. Denounce secret societies. 

7. Only hitting someone up when you need something.

8. Get leprosy...LOL. Ok I clearly ran out of stuff to say but feel free to add anything to this list you think I might have missed!

5 comments:

Nina said...

Offer something and then get mad when someone takes you up on that offer. I knew this heffa who did that all the time!

One Ten said...

Date one of your friends ex girl/boy friends.

Bouier said...

4 & 6 are redundant.

Anonymous said...

Or you could dress and act just like your friend...causing you to lose your own personality and become quite obnoxious! LOL! Yeah, I said it....haha

Anonymous said...

Or you could dress and act just like your friend...causing you to lose your own personality and become quite obnoxious! LOL! Yeah, I said it....haha

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