Ricky Martin Announces He's Gay, World Underwhelmed

Ricky Martin took to his website today to reveal what has to be the most unsurprising news of the decade.

"Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment. These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn't even know existed ... I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am."

The world's response: "Duhhhhhhhh, Ricky! We've known that since 2000!"


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